MyNameIsKen

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

PSLE results

i was playing pool in school with my fren when i suddenly received a call from my tutee. he told me that he got his psle results and his overall aggregate was 224. rather disappointed as i thought he would have done better. well, he said he was happy about it, so, not so bad. haha.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

unexpected baby

you know what? my cousin's daughter, now 15 years old, just gave birth to a baby! and my family only know this like yesterday la.

although its like so common to hear youngsters having babies nowadays, its still shocking to hear that somebody you see from her as a baby to a mother at 15.

im so excited. now im the baby's grandfather's cousin. so how should the baby call me? grrrr. never mind. its time for me to become mature. lolx.

Friday, November 16, 2007

difference in status

life is ironic to begin with. sometimes, either of the two ways seems to be inaccessible.

when you have a girlfriend that you loved, you wouldn't want her to wear revealing stuff. its probably something like nobody would buy a public phone that is used by everybody or nobody will prefer a public toilet than their own private ones.

its also a form of assurance with the rising rate of rapes, molestations, upskirts, etc. yesterday's strait times was talking about the people using camera phones or pin hole camera to take pictures of girls being upskirted.

think about it, if your girlfriend tried to argue that she wont climb the stairs, does it means that you can prevent such things from happening? im easily annoyed by such comments when you really think its for their own good and they dun appreciate it.

however, when you dun have your girlfriend, you lost one of your closest companions and it feels like part of your life is missing.

i hate to think about it. but who would like to imagine their girlfriends "accidentally" zao geng when they could have worn something with higher cut or less loose?

call me conservative, traditional, old-fashioned, blockhead or whatever. i dun care. that's me.

进退两难

Thursday, November 15, 2007

strength

ever since i was born, i am surrounded by people who naively believe that strength can only be acquired by bulky and muscular people. which is also one of the reasons why i took up martial arts. i wanted to prove them wrong.



he looks like he can fight? he's my idol and can kill with a single punch.


don't generalise. don't judge a book by its cover.

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Rome was not built in a day?

bah! i'm back!

i want all my readers to be part of those well-informed and full of general knowledge, so here i am, sharing what i found out recently in the news.

you know the idiom "Rome was not built in a day"? its sooooooo not true! a historian found a contract dated back to few hundred BC and it was translated to english. it was something like the contractor gave promise to the king that the construction of Rome will be completed by sunset, if not their heads will be fed to the lions!

can you believe it? Rome was built in half a day!

so next time when you wanna use the idiom in your essay or something, try using something like "Great wall of china wasn't built in a day".